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Girl Confessions (JOKE)

Sat May 10, 2008, 9:25 PM
  • Mood: Scared
  • Listening to: Nothin
  • Reading: What i type
  • Watching: Juno! (hilarious xD)
  • Playing: nothin
  • Eating: nothin
  • Drinking: Starbucks
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
no..it's itchy!!!! ><

2. Have you ever cried fake to get your way?
duhhhh...

3. Are you happy with your looks?
I ISH TEH SMEX!!

4. Do you enjoy drama?
if it doesn't include me, it's not important

5. Are you a girly girl?
bite me

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
~xxpainedXbeautyxx

7. Small or large purses?
whichever one matches my outfit

8. Are you short?
I'm perfect!!!

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
They wouldn't dare.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
ew! Of course I do!

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No, I'm perfect!!!

Where's 13?! where's 13?!!! :O

14. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
none of your business

15. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No! They wouldn't dare!!

16. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
;P only the good kind.

17. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No.

18. Does anyone call you by your last name?
yes

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
It doesn't say "Girl Confessions"

20. Do you wear make up?
without it I wouldn't have a face.

21. Have you cried at a movie theater?
no

22. Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Of course, because once again, I am perfect

23. Do you think Johnny Depp is sexy?
YUUUSSSSS



OKAY, THIS WAS A JOKE. I'M NOT GAY/A TRANSVESTIE/BI/HERMAPHODITE/CREEPY STALKER THAT'S PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL. IT WAS A JOKE.

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:icondemonowner:
I KNEW IT!!!

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Stealing in my country is justified because at least half of it is stolen land.
:iconlucy-nyu-lover:
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune

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~Protect-Sasuke-Club Join.

FAQ #351: What does it mean if I receive or see a comment from "Nobody"?
:iconpurplepoprox:
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED <33

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!

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Here's another curse...may all your bacon burn...
:iconlonerteen:
I just wanted to tell u that...YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're a great friend

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Leave me alone...I'll be fine without u...-Kal
:iconxskullsxrosesx:
TAG!!!!

=/= grr

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lets cry in the rain...no one will know but us
:iconcatlover980:
ANOTHER account? My god...

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"Today's show was brought to you by the letter-OMFGULQUIORRASNAKE!!!!!!!!!"-Pear

I am =AxelFantasy's Jack Sparrow~!
And she is my Undead Ninja Monkey~. <3
:iconlonerteen:
lol another?! how many r u gonna make man XD

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Leave me alone...I'll be fine without u...-Kal
:icontodo-mahem:
im watching you.. dun dun dunnnnn <3 xD

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-if you live your life in fear of death.. then you do not live, for as humans we are given the gift of knowing that we will someday die, which makes life all the more worthwhile.-
:icondarkdream-eth:
yay! I watcheh you :3

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:heart:
:iconshortielovesdrpepper:
ohhai~ I'll watch thee

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I married my hero!
Proud U.S. Air Force wife.
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Vincent Law is officially mine :fuzzydemon:
Thank you, ~bishie-stalker-club!

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